tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31557894087704965672024-03-08T06:37:43.021+01:00Fraszki Wiesława ZiębyFraszki to wszytko, cokolwiek myślemy, fraszki to wszytko, cokolwiek czyniemy. Jan KochanowskiWiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.comBlogger151125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-64480609868381310362019-01-22T21:52:00.000+01:002019-02-17T10:27:19.779+01:00fraszki, część dziesiąta<br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>NAWET</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Nawet drogowskazy,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">nie zawsze są bez skazy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>SMRÓD</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Czasem większy smród,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">od pasterzy jest, nie od trzód.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>BRAWA ZA ODWAGĘ</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Trafił Adam w sedno,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">oddając żebro jedno.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>WSZYSTKIM NIE DOGODZI</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Od jednych za całokształt otrzymał order,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">inni za to samo... skuli mu mordę.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>ZMARTWIENIE</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Dla niektórych solą w oku</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">jest... niestabilny cokół.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>DLA POTOMNYCH</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Rzekł: niech pamiętają o mnie potomni</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">... i ze śniegu postawił sobie pomnik.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>DECYZJA EWY</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">dam.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>SNY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Na duchu trzymają, nędzę,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">... sny o potędze. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>NIE TYLKO W SZACHACH</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Nawet pionek,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">ma swój dzionek.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>KAŻDY</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Każdy jeden,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">ma swój Eden.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>PO CO?</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Ku zakazanym Adam sięgał owocom.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Wszak miał Ewę, więc po co?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>WALET</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Ma wiele zalet,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">lecz to tylko... walet.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-49486042687305537342019-01-21T22:37:00.000+01:002019-01-21T22:37:38.977+01:00fraszki, część dziewiąta<br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>WINOWAJCA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Często za fałszywy ton,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">dzwonnika winią, nie dzwon.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>URADOWANY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Tak ręce zacierał z radości,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">aż starł je... do kości.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>ŻALE</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Przez cały czas tylko poniewierka,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">nie układa mi się życie - żaliła się ścierka.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>ŚNIEG</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Materiał budowlany,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">- na bałwany.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>RAJSKI TRÓJKĄT</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Ewa, mąż</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">... i wąż.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>ĆMA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Rzekła ćma: czego nie robi się dla hecy.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Po czym spłonęła w płomieniu świecy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>MÓWCA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Chciał mówić szczerze,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">lecz inaczej miał na papierze.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>POCHWAŁA PARTACTWA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Kocham partaczy...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">rzekła ryba, zrywając haczyk.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>DZISIAJ</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Dzisiaj się nie dowierza, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">nawet rękom złożonym do pacierza.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>GADATLIWY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Schował</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">się w słowa.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>CIEŃ</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Czasem i dziurka od klucza,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">cień na światło rzuca.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>PRZESTROGA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Nie tylko o glorii,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">mówią karty historii.</span><br />
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<br />Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-8570342752913179162019-01-20T13:07:00.000+01:002019-01-20T13:09:10.464+01:00fraszki, część ósma<br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O GOŁĘBIU</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Gołąbeczkę sobie przygruchał,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">teraz jej gruchania, musi wciąż słuchać.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">SOS JEDNEGO</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Jedyny ratunek,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">to trunek.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">CENY</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Dwoją się i troją,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">ci, co nas doją.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">WALENTYNKI</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Tego dnia nasłuchuj,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">motyli w brzuchu.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">SUBSTYTUT MIĘSA</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Drzemie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">w dżemie.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">CZARNA NIEWDZIĘCZNOŚĆ</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Amor swą strzałą nawet najtrudniejsze trafia cele,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">lecz nikt go jeszcze nie zaprosił na wesele.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">KORZYSTNIEJ?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Niejeden człek do nieba się wybiera,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">lecz za życia... diabła woli popierać.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">DYLEMAT</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Czy do własnego echa wypada </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">powiedzieć: "głupio gadasz"?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">KACZKA W KĄPIELI</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Pierze,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">pierze.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">O DOBRZE ZORIENTOWANYM</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Ma tylko jeden mankament,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">- wprowadza zamęt.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">ODCZUCIA KROWY</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Kończy się wszelka romantyka,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">gdy inseminator zastępuje byka.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">LIRYK</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Pieści,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">treści.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-42029217475074945822019-01-18T18:10:00.000+01:002019-01-18T18:24:15.349+01:00fraszki, część siódma<br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>STRZELEC WYBOROWY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Dotąd trafiał strzelec,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">aż sam został celem.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>WARTOŚCI</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Smak i wartość sera,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">na dziurach się opiera.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>DLA SPRAGNIONEGO</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Ostatnia deska ratunku:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">- pół litra trunku.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>KŁÓTNIA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Targ,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">warg.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>NIE ZMUSZAJ</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Nie zmuszaj kruka,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">by zakukał.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>KRYZYS</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Licha,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">micha.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>O KRĘGOSŁUPIE</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Prawdą jest, że to on wszystko trzyma,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">wielu jednak często zapomina,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">że podstawą kręgosłupa,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">jest po prostu zwykła... dupa.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>BEZPIECZNY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Gdy w końcu trafił na świecznik,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">nikt go nie ruszył, był bezpieczny.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>ZDENERWOWANY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Pokąsał,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">wąsa.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>BUZIAK</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Buziak w policzek,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">najmilszą z zaliczek.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>GRZESZNI?</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Sąsiad sąsiada,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">często spowiada.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>MIERNY AKTOR</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Nawet do łóżka zabiera,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">- suflera.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-71433962605802453292019-01-17T19:24:00.000+01:002019-01-20T14:51:17.989+01:00fraszki, część szósta<br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>RYZYKO POMYŁKI</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I grom z jasnego nieba,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">nie zawsze trafi, w kogo trzeba.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>ŻYCZENIE</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Szczęśliwej drogi,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">rzekła noga do nogi.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>O CHORYM</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Ściśle przestrzega diety:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">wino, śpiew i kobiety.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>METAMORFOZA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Zmienił poglądy na życie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">to co kiedyś w sercu, dzisiaj ma w odbycie.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>O PEWNYM</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Życia treść:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">- jeść.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>DYREKTOR ZAPAŚNIK</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Już któryś raz z rzędu spakował manatki,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">poszedł inne firmy... rozkładać na łopatki.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>U BIOENERGOTERAPEUTY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Wpierw czuła mrowienie... więcej nie pamięta.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Jedno jest pewne - nie wyszła nietknięta.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>NIEWIELE</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Niewiele wart,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">bez mety start.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>KRÓTKOWZROCZNY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Kwiaty na łące pachną najfaniej,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">rzekł - trzymając nos... w krowim łajnie.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>ORATOR</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Nie ma głowy tęgiej, do myślenia,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">za to język giętki - na przemówienia.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>OPINIA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Najkrótsza opinia,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">- świnia.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>KOMPLEMENT</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Pewien skunks, przytulając samiczkę, krótko stwierdził:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">- ale pięknie dzisiaj śmierdzisz.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-49373178493362839552019-01-13T21:48:00.001+01:002019-01-18T18:14:23.566+01:00fraszki, część piąta<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>WYROK</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Sąd płotek osądził karpia, że złodziej.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Padł wyrok - utopić go w wodzie.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>O PEWNYM POLITYKU</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Kłamstwo i blaga,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">to jego flaga.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>WYZNANIE BALETNICY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Wszystko straciłam bracie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">przy pierwszym... szpagacie.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>PECHOWIEC</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Spotkało go przykre zdarzenie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">został pogryziony... przez własne sumienie.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>PRACOWICI</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Mówiła świeczka do knota,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">ale się pali nam robota.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>WIELKANOCNA MIŁOŚĆ</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Rzecze kogut do kury, swojej wybranki:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">chciałbym mieć z tobą... ładne pisanki.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>NATCHNIENIE</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Luz,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">muz.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>ŚLADAMI WIESZCZA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Że muszę patrzeć na niektóre gęby w telewizorze,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">- "Smutno mi, Boże".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>ZMIANY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Człowiek nigdy się nie zmienia,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">jedynie jego rachunek sumienia.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>PIENIACZ</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Cudzych brudów prać nie znoszę,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">pieniąc się... wzdychał proszek.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>POMYŚLAŁ</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Fantazja poniosła,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">- osła. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>ŁZY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Cebula,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">rozczula.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-34164121858831923302019-01-12T13:43:00.000+01:002019-01-12T13:43:15.095+01:00fraszki, część czwarta<br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>MENU KROWY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Potrawy, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">z trawy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>WSTYDLIWA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Gdy zarumieni się lico,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">osłania je... spódnicą.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>GENEALOGIA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Wywodził się z wyższych sfer.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Był w milionie... jednym z zer.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>POLITYKA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Niektórych polityka,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">- na wszystko sikać. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>ZAWÓD</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Myśleli że sprawiedliwie, bo z jednej miski.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Niestety... niektórzy mieli większe pyski.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>ZMIANA NASTROJÓW</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Wpierw przypięli mu order,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">potem go... za mordę.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>CZASEM...</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Czasem i walet,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">staje na piedestale.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>KŁOPOTY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Niemałych kłopotów nastręcza,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">daltonistom - tęcza.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>OPERACJA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Operacja się udała,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">...ducha usunięto z ciała.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>BRAK DELIKATNOŚCI</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">I gałązkę mimozy,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">ogryzają kozy.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>NAGROBEK DZIAŁACZA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Największa rzecz jaką dokonał,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">- skonał.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>MAKIJAŻ</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Nieraz oblicze, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">jest tylko kiczem.</span><br />
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<br />Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-57322405760185725592019-01-11T14:48:00.000+01:002019-01-12T13:46:12.743+01:00fraszki, część trzecia<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b><br /></b></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>BARAN DO BARANA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Z przewodnikiem stada,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">nie pogadasz...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>BIEDACTWO</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Wódka to jego śmiertelny wróg,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">codziennie ścina biedaka z nóg. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>BYWA I TAK</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Gdy buzi dać się bała,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">wziął wszystko... i jeszcze chciała. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>POCHWAŁA DESERU</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I obiad, i kochanie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">nie kończy się... drugim daniem.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>POŚWIĘCENIE</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Gdyby płacono za głupotę, niejeden, by zgarnąć jakąś kwotę,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">wmówiłby sobie i Bogu... że jest ciemny, jak tabaka w rogu.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>O PĘDZĄCYCH</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Pędzi Tadek, pędzi Zdziś,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">... bo spirytus drogi dziś. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>ROZTARGNIONY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Zapomniał na śmierć, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">czy ma wypić pół, czy dwa razy po ćwierć.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>NAGROBEK OSZCZĘDZAJĄCEGO</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Wiele dni nie wkładał nic do gęby.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Na łożu śmierci mówił: oszczędzam zęby.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>SUBSTYTUT MIĘSA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Drzemie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">w dżemie.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>SIŁA PRZEBICIA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Czasem trafi na cokół,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">ten, którego tępią wokół.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>MIĘDZY POMIDORAMI</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Najwięcej ciebie, bracie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">jest w koncentracie.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>NIEULECZALNE</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Żaden chirurg nie może,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">usunąć plamy na honorze.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-91855820010472712492019-01-01T13:19:00.000+01:002019-01-01T13:19:36.420+01:00fraszki, część druga<br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>WYSTAWA OBRAZÓW</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Kram,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">ram.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>O PEWNIAKU</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Pewny był, jak mało kto,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">że dwa i dwa to sto.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>NA PRZEJEŹDZIE KOLEJOWYM</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Łamiąc bariery,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">nie zrobił kariery.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>O ODCHUDZAJĄCYM SIĘ</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Przypomina sobie o diecie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">dopiero przy piątym... kotlecie.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>SZCZYT KOMFORTU</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">To dla świecy szczyt komfortu,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">kiedy stoi w środku tortu?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>BARIERA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">I w oszczędności jest bariera,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">dziury nie zastąpią sera.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>BEZRADNY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Był na fali,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">lecz łódź zabrali.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>EDUKACJA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Przez dziurkę od klucza,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">...się przyuczał.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>W DYSKUSJI</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Nastąpiły komplikacje,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">- wszyscy mają rację. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>UTALENTOWANY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Narobi huku,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">strzelając... z łuku.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>NIE ZAWSZE</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Nie zawsze wszystko się uda,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">chciałem czarną, a jest ruda.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;"><b>DOBRY SZEF</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Szef jest dobry, któż nie przyzna mi racji?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Gdy na urlopie, lub w delegacji.</span><br />
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<br />Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-356155964430263102018-12-31T19:17:00.000+01:002018-12-31T19:26:54.755+01:00fraszki, część pierwsza<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>KOMPLEMENT</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Mówił raz osioł do osła:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">- ale ci głowa urosła.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>DOWARTOŚCIOWANY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Dopiero denko butelki,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">potrafi uczynić go wielkim.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>DRABINA KARIERY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Dziesięciu trzyma,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">jeden się wspina.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>SZTUKA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Nawet nielot potrafi się schować</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">...w skrzydlate słowa.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Wykończył niejednego, to ci zuchwalec.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Kto taki? Wskazujący palec.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>PIEKŁO? NIEBO?</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Jest jeszcze jedno wyjście:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">- czyściec.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>MOŻE...</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">I wróbel lecący za gołębiem,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">może poczuć się jastrzębiem.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>BRAKI</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Nawet brak mydła się przydaje,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">nie zamydli ci oczu żaden bajer.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>POCIESZENIE</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Pieniądze szczęścia nie dają,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">mówią ci, co je mają. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>BEZPIECZNY</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Nie spadnie,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">bo na dnie.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>DZIECKO PYTA</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Mamo! Powiedz, czy minister,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">też kiedyś nosił tornister?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;"><b>BEZ PARDONU</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Żadna świnia nie pyta,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">czy może przyjść do koryta.</span><br />
<br />Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-51474528540094892682016-03-28T22:37:00.002+02:002016-03-28T22:37:51.766+02:00DO STOKROTKI<h3>
<span style="font-weight: normal;">Swym wnętrzem życie nam ozłoć<br />... po stokroć.</span> </h3>
Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-77288418191945108532016-03-28T16:57:00.002+02:002016-03-28T22:27:43.795+02:00ZNACZENIE<h3>
<span style="font-weight: normal;">Czasem czymś więcej jest wielokropek,<br />niż na papierze śladem trzech kropek. </span></h3>
Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-53708729429681752022016-03-28T16:55:00.002+02:002016-03-28T16:55:45.672+02:00NIEKTÓRZY<h3>
<span style="font-weight: normal;">Obrzucanie błotem,<br />mają za cnotę. </span></h3>
Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-2616368086845775542016-03-20T11:36:00.002+01:002016-03-20T11:36:31.760+01:00NIEDZIELA PALMOWA<h3>
<span style="font-weight: normal;">Boga chwalmy,<br />święćmy palmy.</span></h3>
Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-72415606041266984312016-03-20T11:15:00.000+01:002016-03-20T11:16:31.733+01:00POLITYCY NA WIZJI<h3>
<span style="font-weight: normal;">W tym największy jest ambaras,<br />że gadają wszyscy naraz. </span></h3>
Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-79486998778657505702015-03-10T15:52:00.002+01:002016-03-20T11:19:06.584+01:00DOJRZEWANIE<span style="font-size: large;">Złość, zazdrość i plotka,</span><br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: large;">w babsztyla zmienią miłego podlotka.</span></span><span style="font-size: large; font-weight: normal;"> </span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-65361429680046177322015-03-01T13:04:00.002+01:002015-03-01T13:04:52.026+01:00IM WIĘCEJ...<span style="font-size: large;">Im więcej whisky,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">tym milsze wokół pyski. </span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-56618352714807167972015-03-01T13:03:00.000+01:002015-03-01T13:03:02.205+01:00ODWAGA<span style="font-size: large;">Porządek rzeczy nieraz burzy,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">nagła odwaga tchórzy. </span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-56202506019185493802015-03-01T13:01:00.003+01:002015-03-01T13:01:49.011+01:00KONTRASTY<span style="font-size: large;">Tworzą z sobą ścisłe więzy, </span><div>
<span style="font-size: large;">tępa głowa - ostry język.</span></div>
Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-58334405514296194562015-03-01T12:59:00.002+01:002015-03-01T12:59:50.748+01:00MĘSKA RADA<span style="font-size: large;">Bądź dla damy swojej hojny, </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">a unikniesz zimnej wojny. </span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-82721221367558822382015-03-01T12:58:00.000+01:002015-03-01T12:58:40.491+01:00GAMONIE<span style="font-size: large;">Bywają gamonie,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">na trybunie i ambonie. </span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-56424779324959345132015-02-25T21:47:00.002+01:002015-02-25T21:47:36.281+01:00POETA NIE SPOCZNIE<span style="font-size: large;">Poeta nie spocznie, zanim swego dopnie, </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">raz go muza pocałuje, a raz pegaz kopnie. </span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-63040927759969741862015-02-25T21:00:00.004+01:002015-02-25T21:01:01.358+01:00PRZYKAZANIA NA 40 DNI POSTU<span style="font-size: large;">Modlić się, pościć,</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">... innym nie zazdrościć. </span></div>
Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-21943240021782647822015-02-25T10:24:00.001+01:002015-02-25T10:24:41.726+01:00KANDYDAT<span style="font-size: large;">Zostanie prezydentem, nie przewiduje wpadki,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">ma już poparcie... żony i sąsiadki. </span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3155789408770496567.post-81646287348916018202015-02-25T10:23:00.002+01:002015-02-25T10:58:19.665+01:00REKLAMY TV<span style="font-size: large;">Boże, miej mnie w swojej opiece,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">oglądam telewizję, a czuję się jak w aptece. </span>Wiesław Ziębahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15147945142864785079noreply@blogger.com3